Our Father, Lord of this grooming salon,

help us with this critters today.

The clients come.

Their pets’ coats will be done,

as lovely as the ones seen in breed shows.

Give us mild tempered animals,

and forgive us our pet hair covered clothes,

As we forgive those with fleas.

And lead us not into claw marks,

but deliver us from doggie bites.

For our furs are the shiny,

and the fluffy, and the well groomed.

As they eagerly await for their owners to retrieve them.

Amen.